Otto w/ Nastie @ bangface England

　　　　

Mau the Magnificent ?

My friend Mauricio  has always been fucking nuts .  It came as no surprise to me when he told me he was riding his bicycle  from Massachusetts back to Miami . Just look at the picture to left and you can see why he now reminds me of that homeless black guy with the six pack ABS  and beard that runs back and forth from Miami to south beach . When i asked him why he was doing it he said " I realized that everything i was doing in my life was mealiness so i decided to do something truly useless .Huh ?  I love my friend but you are fucking nuts . The lesson here readers is dating a tree hugging girl can be hazardous to your health . One minute you are accepting  a girl with hairy armpits and the next your a homeless vagabond selling grilled cheese sandwiches out side a phish  show or dare I say it riding you bike across the U.S of fucking  A ? I don't even like riding my bike to the gas station to buy papers for my spliffs let alone partake in no  Forest Gump type of  madness .  The journey ends for my friend Saturday night at ps14 , there is no cover and Alan Ash will be holding it down on the ones and twos so come by and buy him a beer he needs it .

　　　　

they loved it

"Finally, Notorious Nastie is, surprisingly, a very gifted comedic actor. Sure, as Art Basel in Death Print he plays a character pretty much like himself: a gruff-voiced prankster who gets off on being a provocative contrarian. There is even a cinematic appearance by the dummy he uses in his occasional shitty-on-purpose ventriloquist act. Still, his line deliveries were probably the most natural of all of the cast, and his facial muscles have a delightfully elastic quality. He can pass quickly from boiling outrage to scheming deviance to supercilious charm with the inflation of cheeks and the raising of eyebrows. His sense of comic timing, too, is uncanny."                              taken from :Review: Death Print Movie Premiere and Afterparty, August 8  By Arielle Castillo  read more click here to visit  the Miami Newtimes

　　　　

DeathPrint this Saturday at 8 pm

The Deathprint premiere is days away so get your tickets now . Hundreds of people have tickets already so do not delay . this is an exciting event over a year in the making . This Final Short trailer is the last little Taste before the world see the full lenght movie this Saturday @ the colony theater located at 1040 Lincoln Road  on south Beach

"Death Print" is a tongue in cheek homage to the 1980's era "Death Wish" vigilante movie series starring Charles Bronson, but set in Miami with a cast of weirdos. Here is a brief synopsis: "When the daughter of a pacifist art collector named Ted Vernon is murdered by the evil Communist photographer Arthur Basel, Ted teams up with rogue cop Detective RubberDoll and Otto Von Schirach to seek out revenge, as the TM Sisters who were friends with his slain daughter try to help recover his stolen art." "Death Print" wrapped shooting after 11 intense days. This feature film is written, directed, and edited by Aiden Dillard, produced by Accord Productions and Ted Vernon, and stars Ted Vernon, RubberDoll, Otto Von Schirach, Notorious Nastie, the TM Sisters, Clifton Childree, Maximum Capacity, and many others. An art show titled "Shadenfreude", curated by Daniel Newman, serves as Ted Vernon's art gallery in the movie, and hosted an October 11th opening reception that was filmed for the movie. "Death Print" features dozens of sexy latex outfits courtesy of RubberDoll, outrageous Communist humor from Notorious Nastie, a musical performance from Otto Von Schirach, synchronized swimming and rollerskating by the TM Sisters, serious method acting by Ted Vernon, and explosive special effects including squib hits, gun battles, blowing up a construction crane, and dropping a 2007 Charger into Miami's Little River!

　　　　

Artofficial Sweetner

It's  awesome to see my friends doing so well , Otto von Schirach and Rachel Goodrich are both making quite a splash around the country and around the world .I am happy to announce that I have a few more friends to add to my "blowing up like a gay boy's butthole" list of successful musical acts I have worked with and befriended . The band of the hour is called Artofficial . I have always been super down with Logics , Danny Keys ,  Manny ,  Newsense and the least important Ralf (jk bro) as you can tell I  like to fuck with Ralf . So how did these guys make it on my list you may ask ? What was the final straw that seperated them from the zillions of other bands in this town ? What did they do to stand out so brightly and impress a self -involved megalomaniac like myself ? What did they do that no other human being has ever been able to do. I'll tell you . They made the show Deco Drive bearable . The few moments that Deco Drive featured Artofficial magically transformed the show from something that for years made me sick to my stomach into something actually worth watching . Though the feeling disappeared the moment the segment was over  , while it ran Lynn Martinez wasn't a stupid bitch to me , and that was fucking magical . Thanks guys from the bottom of my heart .  I mean don't get me wrong , your  music doesn't really mean shit to me but making that stupid fucking show that i  hate with a passion watchable makes you saints in my book  . My belief in mankind has been reaffirmed and Artofficial has  made me believe in magic again. For all the information I  should have mentioned in this article please visit http://www.myspace.com/weareartofficial

　　　　

Christian Death show

Christian Death will be performing live at PS14 on Sunday August 9th at 8 pm . you can purchase presale tickets @ presaleplanet.com . This is going to be a show not to be missed featuring the legendary goth rock band ChristianDeath and is hosted by the Notorious Nastie . Draculas Daughter leads the lineup of Mausoluem DJs spininng the best in Industrial Gothic  ebm  and more .DJs also include Gooddriod ,   antichrist Lady Anime and bloodfiend . don't miss this chance to watch these goth legends live in an intimate setting. Y dont have to be  a supergoth to enjoy this  party .Make plans to hang with you re boy the Notorious Nastie Sunday August 9th at ps14 located at 28 NE 14 st for Christian death Live in Concert !

　　　　

Our “MISSION STATEMENT” is clear

Our mission statement is simple.

To provide people with a nice clean spoon so they can go eat a bowl of dick.

A lot of people don't like me and it keeps me up at night , up at night jerking off ! I love hatemail and dirty looks so keep them coming . This website was created to house all the good bullshit from your boy the notorious nastie , welcome to the  site and go fuck yourself , or don't No One Cares.

enjoy th site and return often to check out all the cool stuff going on .

　　　　

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