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My friend Mauricio  has always been fucking nuts .  It came as no surprise to me when he told me he was riding his bicycle  from Massachusetts back to Miami . Just look at the picture to left and you can see why he now reminds me of that homeless black guy with the six pack ABS  and beard that runs back and forth from Miami to south beach . When i asked him why he was doing it he said " I realized that everything i was doing in my life was mealiness so i decided to do something truly useless .Huh ?  I love my friend but you are fucking nuts . The lesson here readers is dating a tree hugging girl can be hazardous to your health . One minute you are accepting  a girl with hairy armpits and the next your a homeless vagabond selling grilled cheese sandwiches out side a phish  show or dare I say it riding you bike across the U.S of fucking  A ? I don't even like riding my bike to the gas station to buy papers for my spliffs let alone partake in no  Forest Gump type of  madness .  The journey ends for my friend Saturday night at ps14 , there is no cover and Alan Ash will be holding it down on the ones and twos so come by and buy him a beer he needs it .