Artofficial Sweetner

It's  awesome to see my friends doing so well , Otto von Schirach and Rachel Goodrich are both making quite a splash around the country and around the world .I am happy to announce that I have a few more friends to add to my "blowing up like a gay boy's butthole" list of successful musical acts I have worked with and befriended . The band of the hour is called Artofficial . I have always been super down with Logics , Danny Keys ,  Manny ,  Newsense and the least important Ralf (jk bro) as you can tell I  like to fuck with Ralf . So how did these guys make it on my list you may ask ? What was the final straw that seperated them from the zillions of other bands in this town ? What did they do to stand out so brightly and impress a self -involved megalomaniac like myself ? What did they do that no other human being has ever been able to do. I'll tell you . They made the show Deco Drive bearable . The few moments that Deco Drive featured Artofficial magically transformed the show from something that for years made me sick to my stomach into something actually worth watching . Though the feeling disappeared the moment the segment was over  , while it ran Lynn Martinez wasn't a stupid bitch to me , and that was fucking magical . Thanks guys from the bottom of my heart .  I mean don't get me wrong , your  music doesn't really mean shit to me but making that stupid fucking show that i  hate with a passion watchable makes you saints in my book  . My belief in mankind has been reaffirmed and Artofficial has  made me believe in magic again. For all the information I  should have mentioned in this article please visit http://www.myspace.com/weareartofficial

August 4, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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